Does He Really Think The Judge Is That Stupid?

Michael Vick wrote a five page letter to the judge who sentenced him to almost two years in prison for dog fighting. In the letter Vick claims that he is an animal lover and asks for leniency. He claims that he saw lots of crimes as a child but no one ever got arrested for dog fighting. Basically he is saying he thought allowing dogs to mutilate and harm each other was okay because he loved them. I think I should write a letter to Michael Vick:

Dear Michael Vick,

Please stop begging like a little girl. You KNOW that dog fighting is wrong and illegal. If you cared for animals you never would have allowed for that to happen in your presence or on your property. Under your thought process it would be ok for your own children to maim each other for sport because you have never seen anyone arrested for that before and you also love them. Mike, you are an idiot and a disgrace to your gender and your race. I hope you get ass-pounded in jail then no one wants you to play for their football team when you get out of prison.

With love,

Elephantman

P.S. You have always been a mediocre quarterback.

Thanks, I needed to get that off of my chest. I feel better for writing it.